17 February 2014

Kendall Jenner Flashes Nipples! Hottest Instagram EVER!



Kendall Jenner is the new hot Kardashian — and she's legal. Check out her sexiest Instagram shots!
Kendall Jenner turned 18 in November, and men everywhere are probably rejoicing — because the girl is smokin'. And because she apparently hates bras.

Case in point, Jenner stole the (fashion) show yesterday when she walked the runway for Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York. As you'll see below, the almost unrecognizable reality star rocked no eyebrows and a sheer top.

Check out more of the sexiest Instagram snaps of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians starlet and model here. One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles is one lucky man!

Khloe Kardashian bragged about little sister Kendall Jenner showing off her nipples yet again on the Marc Jacobs runway. It's a good thing she showed off her headlights, because, uh, what's going on with her actual head?

Miley Cyrus Continues Her Topless Streak for W magazine



Miley Cyrus shows off her nipples in more leaked magazine shots.

Miley Cyrus loves being naked and even told W magazine that she loves being associated with sexuality, though the majority of her attempts at being sexy just come off as forced and awkward.

That said, when she posed naked on the cover — her naughty bits obscured by a cozy pillow that had probably seen better days — it was still slightly sensational.

You know, even though we'd seen most of it before.

An outtake from the shoot leaked onto the magic that is the Internet, and in it Cyrus is, once again, naked. It's a topless photo of the erstwhile Hannah Montana starlet, complete with requisite nipple. It's tastefully done, and the singer's face looks somehow delicate, feminine and pretty as she stares off into the distance.

In a separate set of photos, Cyrus is showing off her goods in Vogue Germany, trying her best to be Marilyn Monroe. The difference is that Marilyn Monroe was actually a sex symbol, whereas Cyrus comes off as a sex cartoon: She's acting like a kid playing dressup in her mom's sexy nurse costumes and who still giggles at "no-no words" in the dictionary.

Still, we have to give the girl props — she looks great and it's fantastic that she has the confidence in her body to show it off without shame. She's even an outspoken advocate of the Free The Nipple movie, a documentary that examines censorship of the female body. The only problem with her constant nudity is that, well, it's constant. And after a while that gets old. Even if you're barely old enough to buy booze to quench your unending thirst.

In this outtake from W magazine, you can see Miley Cyrus topless and gazing off into the distance. That's where we try to look whenever she gets naked. Which is often. Too often.

Farrah Abraham's New Sex Tape Trailer Is Here .... & It's Awful



In case you had any doubt, yes, Farrah Abraham is the living worst.
Farrah Abraham has a sequel to her first sex tape (and by "sex tape," we mean "professionally produced porno"), Back Door Teen Mom.

This time, the Mother Of The Year and MENSA candidate stars in Back Door And More. The trailer of the flesh flick, distributed by Vivid Video, hit the Web this week, and it's as horrifying as you'd imagine.

The film once again features professional porn star James Deen, but this time he and Abraham have props. Namely, there's a stripper pole, which seems pretty pointless since we've seen her do with an actual phallus what she's doing to a figurative one.

Abraham does what you'd expect her to: She gyrates, she grinds, she moans, she attempts to make gestures with a face that doesn't move as well as it used to when it had all of its original parts, and she apparently comes close to losing a fake eyelash.

What's more, after the tape's promotional materials were released, she also did what the world expected her to do: Denied any involvement in signing off on it, despite numerous outlets proving her wrong with paperwork.

Oh, and, uh, there's also a sex swing. Maybe she was inspired by all of her publicized, deliberately paparazzi-photographed trips to the park with her daughter, Sophia.

We're not against porn or being sexual, for the record. But we are pretty opposed to BS and stupidity, because that's just not titillating. As a result, Back Door And More seems destined to disappoint from every angle. And from every orifice.