Well, this is gross. Apparently Lady Gaga is coming out with a perfume, which is something that we could normally not care any less about. But then there's this: She says she wants it to "smell of blood and semen." Ewwwwwwww. I mean, "blood and semen" is among the nastiest combinations of bodily fluids known to man. But, to be perfectly honest, I've never smelled blood and semen together. Maybe it's like a air freshener. Doubtful--but maybe!
So yeah, the blood and semen combination is absolutely revolting, but is it the nastiest combination of liquids she could have come up with? No, not by a long shot. Here are five that I think are worse:
+ Diarrhea and baby puke
+ Spoiled milk and foot sweat
+ Zit puss and Sunny D
+ The water from a Port-O-Potty and Natural Light
+ Four Loko
You got any?