28 April 2009

Joel Madden Gets Tit for Tat

The airline employee who made Joel Madden cover his tats before boarding a British Airways flight yesterday in London is in deep trouble -- because B.A. is calling BS on him.

A rep for British Airways just straight up told us the employee is being reprimanded -- adding "we don't understand why the employee took it upon himself to enforce regulations that don't exist."

No word on the ink-hater's punishment -- but a date with Kat Von D sounds about right.

He's Right Behind You, Suri!

With her birth father right on her tail, adorable Suri Cruise attempted to make her escape in Beverly Hills on Monday.

Tom Cruise

But with her birth mother Katie Homes nowhere in sight, and Nicole Kidman's former son Connor on hand as backup for Suri's dad, the three-year-old's plan was thwarted.

Nick Nolte, Is That You?

Looking like the illegitimate love child of Nick Nolte's mugshot and Ozzy Osbourne, Mary-Kate Olsen threw on a medical smock and went for an unsupervised ride through the East Village this weekend.

Mary-Kate Olsen

M.I.A.'s Baby: Hair He Is

British singer M.I.A. showed off her newborn two-month-old son Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman -- and his full head of hair -- at LAX this weekend.

M.I.A.
No one on the corner has swagger like him.

Lindsay Lohan -- Too Skinny? Her Ass!

It could be a statement about her weight, it could be an attempt to make Sam jealous, or it could just be that Lindsay Lohan felt like wearing a bikini -- either way, it's not too bad.

Lindsay Lohan

Lohan took her 22-year-old body to Hawaii for the weekend, sans on-again/off-again GF Samantha Ronson.

Still think she's too skinny?

Usher vs. Usher -- Battle of the Baby Faces

Usher is finally getting one-upped in the cuteness department -- by his 17-month-old son, Usher Raymond V.

Usher
The two Ushers were at LAX this weekend, and we have just one question ...

Megan Fox -- What a Wench

There is a reason Megan Fox is dressed this way, but really ... do you care?

Megan Fox

Us neither.

Kim K Gets Lighter

In an effort to further distinguish herself from her lesser known siblings, Kim Kardashian showed off her newly highlighted wig in NYC this weekend.

Kim Kardashian
Blondes do have more buns.

John Mayer -- In the Mood Again

And we thought John Mayer was discriminating in picking his girlfriends. After training, Johnny boy smooched some chick in a car. In all fairness, he may or may not know her -- we'd like to think she's totally random.

John Mayer

McConaughey's Pooch Fights Back

It looks like Matthew McConaughey's dog BJ is thinking about some revenge for the whole "making your unleashed dog chase you down busy roads" thing.

Matt McConaughey

Or maybe BJ just doesn't recognize McConaughey with his shirt on.

Jessica Alba Citing -- Actress Lacks Direction

Finally, Jessica Alba has a reason to frown -- cops busted her perfectly sculpted ass going the wrong way on a one way street!

Jessica Alba

According to people at the scene, a Santa Monica police officer wrote her up yesterday after he noticed Alba driving through an alley and going the opposite way of the giant posted arrow sign -- which you can see is clearly hanging in the upper left hand corner of the photo.

No celebrity justice here...

Jack Wants Payback -- Sues Ex Studio Head

Jack Nicholson claims he stuck his neck out for a famous Hollywood producer -- and according to a new lawsuit, it cost him big time.

According to papers filed today in in L.A. County Superior Court, Jack claims former studio exec Mark Canton hasn't repaid a $1.2 million loan that he owes Nicholson.

It's a long complicated businessy thing -- but the long story short is Jack says Canton first owed the money to the bank, but Jack bought the loan when Canton defaulted.

Which means Canton is in the hole to Jack for the remaining debt -- $1.2 mil.

Jack is suing for his jack -- plus interest.

Rihanna to LAPD -- Gimme Back My Bling!

Rihanna lost more than her innocence the night she was allegedly beat up by Chris Brown -- she's also out $1.4 million in jewelry.

Rihanna, Chris Brown

RiRi is asking the cops to hand back a pair of earrings and three rings the cops logged as evidence on the night in question. And get this -- the jewelry isn't even hers. According to docs, the bling belonged to four companies which loaned it to her for the pre-Grammy party she attended with Brown that night.

Rihanna's attorney, Donald Etra, claims he asked for the jewelry back earlier this month and submitted written requests on April 7 and April 17. Etra also claims that Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, has no problem with the jewelry being released.

The earrings are described as yellow metal hoop earrings with white stones. The first ring is a yellow metal ring with white stones and green stones. The second and third rings are described as being yellow metal rings with white stones.

Brown faces a felony assault charge and a charge of making criminal threats.

Jay Leno -- Out of the Hospital

Jay LenoConan O'Brien won't be called in early -- Jay Leno is just fine.

A rep for the show tells TMZ, "Jay Leno is feeling much better and has been released from the hospital. He's anxious to return to work on Monday."

Leno went to the hospital yesterday after complaining of an unknown illness.

Gwen Stefani: Sweatin' to the '80s

Somewhere between Jane Fonda's first aerobics video and Jennifer Beals' "Flashdance" lies Gwen Stefani's latest look.

Gwen Stefani
No doubt it was laundry day.

Jessica Alba's Mini-Me

Dressed like twins, Jessica Alba played with her adorable daughter Honor Marie at a Beverly Hills park on Thursday.

Jessica Alba and Honor Marie

Unfortunately, one of them still hasn't learned how to smile yet.

Oprah: 'Aha!' I Got You!

Oprah Winfrey just had another Aha! Moment -- when she decided to wage a legal war against an insurance company using her signature catchphrase.

Oprah Winfrey

Just a few days ago, Oprah's lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to Mutual of Omaha demanding they shut down their plans to run a gigantic advertising campaign with the slogan, "Official sponsor of the aha moment."

In the letter, sent April 21, Oprah's peeps claim they have the rights to the "Aha Moment" slogan and they threatened to sue because O doesn't want Mutual to mislead her fans into thinking she's associated with them.

But Mutual of Omaha is fighting back with a lawsuit, claiming that even if Oprah had trademark rights to the phrase, she "abandoned" those rights by failing to "police their alleged mark" when other businesses used it in the past.

In the suit, filed Wednesday in federal court in Nebraska, Mutual asks the judge to rule that they have the right to use the phrase in their campaign.

A rep for O tells us, "Harpo has not filed a lawsuit or counterclaim against Mutual of Omaha. We hope to reach an amicable resolution on this issue."

'Slumdog'Love?

"Slumdog Millionaire" lovebirds Dev Patel and Freida Pinto shared a real life cute moment together while having lunch in Israel earlier this week.

Dev Patel, Freida Pinto

Neither of their parents have ever attempted to sell them.

Snoop Dogg: Lien on Me

Snoop DoggSnoop Dogg may be the biggest rapper of all time -- you would think that means he's making the most money. So why, Mr. Snoop, are you in the hole to the state of California?

We've obtained a tax lien -- filed last month -- showing The Dogg owes the State $284,053.59.

By our calculations, that's about 190,000 joints.

It's The Boogie Monster!!!!!!!

... and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

Paris Hilton
It's frightening what you'll find in Hollywood.

Larry King -- Pizza Boy

When Larry King behaves like a good boy, his sixth wife Shawn lets him have pizza.

Larry King

Britney Weaves It All on Stage

Watch closely -- during her concert last night in Oakland, one of Britney Spears' dancers swooped down to lift her up for a trapeze stunt, and accidentally ripped out one of her blonde extensions!



Circuses are supposed to have bearded ladies, not bald ones.

Fergie Is So 3008

Wearing her SPF 500 blue blocker eye shields and a pair of vintage Edward Scissorhands slacks, First Lady of the Black Eyed Peas Fergie landed on an L.A. street on Wednesday.

Fergie

Lady GaGa would be so proud.

Jay Leno Hospitalized

Jay LenoJay Leno went to the hospital today after complaining he wasn't feeling well.

Leno was not taken to the hospital by ambulance -- he either drove himself or was driven by a staffer. NBC officials have confirmed tonight's show taping has been canceled -- a repeat will air instead.

A rep for Leno says he's still in the hospital for observation.

UPDATE -- A rep for "The Tonight Show" says Leno will miss Friday's episode as well. But, the rep adds, "Jay Leno is doing just fine. He was kidding around with the hospital staff and running his monologue jokes by the doctors and the nurses. He's expected back to work on Monday."

Today's Lady GaGa Fashion Update

Wearing Jane Jetson's Easter Sunday gospel brunch chapeau, Janice from the Muppets' straw weave, Whoopi Goldberg's shades, Betty Boop's lipstick, O.J. Simpson's gloves, a dress made out of Ivanka Trump's duvet and a pair of platform heels from Shauna Sand's Hollywood Blvd. line, dance music chanteuse Lady GaGa visited a museum in Paris on Thursday.

Lady GaGa

At least the umbrella is hers.

24 April 2009

Pharrell's Skin Melted by Frikkin' Laser Beams

Pharrell Williams hates his tattoos so much he's undergoing laser treatment to have them burned off his body -- as you can see by this bandaged up pic he posted on his blog yesterday.

Pharrell Williams

A while back, the N.E.R.D. king said he wanted to have skin grafts to get rid of his ink -- but he obviously changed his mind. Here's what he wrote under the photo:

"Laser treatment bitches! Extra crispy. See, no skin graft here, just pure laser pain. This is our own version of Mythbusters! Laser is the new primer."

Feel the burn!

Hayden Panettiere -- Victim of a Jewelry Heist

TMZ has learned Hayden Panettiere's Los Angeles home was burglarized last week -- and thousands of dollars worth of jewelry was stolen.

Law enforcement sources say Hayden returned from vacation on April 15th and discovered around $15,000 worth of jewelry was missing.

We're told there were no forced signs of entry -- and sources say there were several people who were in and out of the house while she was gone.

Anna Nicole's Sis -- Pay Me for Selling Out Anna!

Anna Nicole Smith's half-sister is suing the publisher of her book, "Train Wreck: The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith," because she claims she hasn't been paid for exploiting Anna Nicole's tragic death.

According to a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, Donna Hogan claims she never actually entered into a final written contract with Phoenix Books and Audio, Inc. She claims they went and published it anyway, but more importantly, they did not:

-- Promote it
-- List her as the sole author
-- Pay her 40% of the gross receipts
-- Try and sell the book to Europe
-- Attempt to sell the movie rights
-- Pay her $200k upfront

She is seeking unspecified damages.

Miley Cyrus: Like a Virgin

Here's 16-year-old pop sensation Miley Cyrus in Madrid on Tuesday (left) -- and Queen of Pop Madonna back in 1984 at the VMAs (right).

Miley and Madge

One of them has a tendency to date younger men.

We're just sayin'.

Beyonce's Dad Was Right -- Hoax, Hoax, Hoax!!!

BeyonceBeyonce has officially been cleared of all bad singing charges -- the atrocious supposed "board mix" of her performance on "The Today Show" last year was altered after all.

Just as Mathew Knowles told us, the audio clip that many people believed was leaked from "Today" was indeed a fake.

In fact, TMZ found the person behind the prank who was surprised it went as far as it did, saying, "It's a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that."

Apparently, the dude never went to an Ashlee Simpson concert...

JT and Jessica: Game On

Who can watch the Lakers game when Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are sitting courtside and sucking face?!

JT and Jessica Biel

The young lovers smooched and horsed around at Staples Center in L.A. on Tuesday.

Get a luxury box!

Beyonce's Daddy to Haters: You're All Idiots

Beyonce Knowles Beyonce's dad is on the warpath against the people attacking his daughter for the supposed "board mix" audio of B singing at "The Today Show" -- claiming all doubters of her ability are "idiots."

In a fiery statement to TMZ, Mathew Knowles, who's also Bey's manager, says his daughter was set up. It's one of the best statements we've ever gotten.

"If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them.

If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing 'America the Beautiful' and 'At Last' at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce's vocal ability, they've gotta be an idiot.

At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability.

That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered."

Rihanna & Katy Perry: Sun-Kissed Girls

Perhaps planning a duet together, pop divas Rihanna and Katy Perry hung out on a boat in Barbados yesterday.

Rihanna and Katy

No umbrellas or sapphic displays of affection were spotted.

Cops: No Evidence on 'Slumdog' Dad

Rubina AllCops in India claim they have no evidence that the father of 9-year-old Rubina Ali -- one of the child stars from "Slumdog Millionaire" -- was trying to sell his daughter.

Rafiq Qureshi was accused of trying to sell Rubina for roughly $290,000 by a British newspaper that had set up an undercover operation to try and buy the young girl.

A senior police officer in India told Reuters, "So far there is no evidence of any offence, hence there is no registration of complaint and no arrest."

Vanessa Hudgens: Hot and Pantless

Looking better than ever, Vanessa Hudgens shopped Efron-free on Melrose Ave. yesterday.

Vanessa Hudgens

The 20-year-old's career definitely has legs.Launch Photos

Bend Him Like Beckham

After his team scored a goal, David Beckham celebrated by throwing one of his fellow AC Milan players over his shoulders.

David Beckham

There are a lot of perks when you play on David's team.

Jamie Foxx on Thin Ice Over Vodka Suit

Jamie FoxxJamie Foxx has been sued by a guy who got severely injured on a Vodka display and claims his dream to become a brain surgeon has been put on ice.

Here's the lowdown. Foxx hosted a party in 2007 at Social in Hollywood. William Presler says in his lawsuit he was hired to work the bar -- made completely of ice.

In the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Presler claims drunk guests dropped their drinks around the bar and glass shattered everywhere. He claims he tried cleaning it up but was told to leave it be. Presler says the manager preferred kicking the glass along the side of the ice bar.

At the end of the party, Presler says he slipped, fell and landed on the shattered glass, severely injuring himself. He needed 170 stitches to repair the damage to the severed nerves in his left hand.

Presler says he obtained a neuroscience degree and was forced to abandon his career to become a brain surgeon due to the damage in his left hand.

Snoop D-O Double G ... Literally

Snoop Dogg (left) came all dolled up just like his Madame Tussauds wax sculpture (right) at the unveiling in Vegas on Monday.

Snoop Dogg

Thanks to the inclusion of a blue rag, Madame Tussauds now promotes gang violence.

Bang bang!

Magazine Photoshops the Black Off Barack

Barack Obama on the cover of the new issue of the Washingtonian (left) and the exact same candid pic that TMZ posted in December (right).

Barack Obama

The editor-at-large tells TMZ the decision to change Obama's swimsuit from black to red was "purely artistic" because of the background being black.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Keeping Miley Cyrus Dry Is a Full-Time Job

How many public relations minions does it take to keep Miley Cyrus dry?

Miley Cyrus
Fortunately, not one drop of water got through the rain shield ... no word if she ate after midnight.

22 April 2009

Brangelina in Aisle Three

Just like normal, non-famous human beings, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their daughters, Zahara and Shiloh, took a trip to a suburban New York grocery store.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

Dina Lohan better take note, Angelina is the new unreal housewife of Long Island.

Kim K. Washes Up on Shore

In case of emergency, Kim Kardashian's booty can be used as a flotation device.

Kim Kardashian

The 28-year-old brought up the rear as she attempted to surf in Mexico this weekend.

Badonkadonk is thicker than water.

Cops Say Madonna Horse Story Is Bogus

Cops who took the report about Madonna falling off a horse over the weekend doubt the singer's story that a paparazzo jumped out of the bushes and spooked the horse.

The cops say no one from Madonna's camp said anything about a photog causing the mishap.

Sgt. Herbert Johnson from the Southampton Village P.D. tells us: "There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem."

Zac Efron Clowns Chump at Lakers Game

Harvey Levin Zac Efron

Check Out GaGa's Tea Cups

The only thing more preposterous than Lady GaGa's outfit is the fact she walked down the street in London holding her cup of tea.

Lady GaGa
S-s-s-saucer face!

Amy Wino's Skin Cracks Too

British popwreck Amy Winehouse appears to be getting to the root of all her problems, by peeling back all the layers ... of leg skin.

Amy Winehouse

The 25-year-old former singer dragged her golden brown rotting limb around the beach in St. Lucia this weekend.

Amy should use protection ... against herself.

Vegas Nightclub Rats Out Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan needs to choose her friends ... and her clubs more carefully, cause she just got thrown under the rehab bus.

Lindsay spent what she thought would be a private evening this weekend at Prive nightclub at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Vegas --until the club fired off a gratuitous press release, allegedly exposing her relapse.

In the release, the club buried this item -- "Mel [B] was drinking Merlot and Lindsay asked for a Vodka drink mixed with soda water and a splash of cranberry."

It squarely contradicts Lindsay's outburst last week, when she said "I don't drink...a**hole."

With friends -- and clubs -- like this ...

Oprah Pulls Columbine Episode

Oprah WinfreyToday's episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" was supposed to mark the 10 year anniversary of the massacre at Columbine High School -- but not anymore.

Oprah just announced on her website she's decided to pull the episode: "I decided to pull the Columbine show today. After reviewing it, I thought it focused too much on the killers. Today, hold a thought for the Columbine community. This is a hard day for them."

Instead, Oprah will air an episode about a mother being released from prison.

Private Hasselhoff in 'Operation Spit Swap'

The heat at Coachella must have gotten to David Hasselhoff -- 'cause his new brunette mystery lady friend was forced to give him some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation over the weekend.

David Hasselhoff
Hopefully, the 56-year-old got a lot of bed rest.