28 February 2009

Britney's Ex Friend Throws Ex BF Under Bus

We just obtained the declaration Sam Lutfi filed with the court, in which he claims he had no direct contact with Britney Spears -- but he says Adnan Ghalib did!

Sam, who has been ordered to stay completely clear of Britney with no contact, claims "I did not initiate any direct communication with Britney Spears. Although I did receive text messages from her, all responses to those messages were conveyed to Britney through others, including ... Adnan Ghalib."

Sam does say he has "exchanged text messages with Ms. Spears."

Lutfi also claims he never threatened any act of violence against Britney or her family.

But Brit's head of security filed his own declaration basically saying Sam is a liar and that he witnessed him try "to contact Ms. Spears by sending text messages" to her hairdresser.

We also got a transcript of the text message Sam allegedly got from someone claiming that Jamie Spears was going to make "some horrible accusations regarding you."

Lil' Wayne Linked to Stupid People

If you enjoy the musical stylings of Lil' Wayne, there's a high probability that you're a dumbass -- at least according to one brand new scientific study.


One of the smartest computer people on the planet -- Virgil Griffith -- has just released the results of a brand new study which showed a correlation between SAT scores and the musical tastes of college students.

Shockingly, people who enjoy listening to Beethoven scored significantly higher than everyone else. The people who enjoy listening to Lil' Wayne, however, were at the bottom of the intelligence chart -- just behind people who like Beyoncé and T.I.

But the most bizarre finding: People who dig the mid '90s soft rock drivel of Counting Crows scored incredibly high, just below Ludwig van. Now that's just stupid.

Orlando & Miranda: Get a Room!

Not happy with just kissing each other in private, sickeningly gorgeous couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr took their love out on to the balcony of their Sydney hotel room on Thursday.

Orlando and Miranda

They suck!

Rihanna Surfaces South of the Border

With no visible bruises from her alleged beat down from Chris Brown, Rihanna spent last weekend down in Punta Mita, Mexico relaxing in the sun.

Rihanna

We're told she stayed at a private home and left earlier this week.

Gisele's New In-Laws

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got hitched last night in Santa Monica, and Tom's parents didn't exactly radiate with joy -- at least at this moment in time.


According to Us Weekly, Tom's kid showed up sans mommy Bridget Moynahan. We're told Bridget isn't exactly a fan. The shindig after the wedding at St. Monica Catholic Church was thrown at Tom's Brentwood house.

Remember that story we posted that they got engaged on a private jet just before XMAS and Gisele kept saying they were not engaged....

J.Lo and Marc -- Giant Lawsuit Over Baby Stroller

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are suing the pants off a stroller company after the singers suddenly wound up in a baby carriage advertisement without being asked first.

It's all over a picture of J.Lo and Marc pushing their twins in a Silver Cross stroller -- the company allegedly took the photo and used it in an ad without asking permission.

In the suit, filed yesterday in L.A. federal court, the power couple is demanding $5 million for their trouble citing their "substantial commercial value."

The duo is also seeking a permanent injunction against any further use of their names or images in the company's advertising and any money they made from the ad.

Broadway Is the Pitts

Although he went home empty-handed at the Oscars, Brad Pitt had his arms full after leaving a Broadway show holding a third of his children on Wednesday.

Brad Pitt

Brad, Shiloh and Pax -- mama Jolie, Zahara and Maddox were also there -- went to see "The Little Mermaid."

Kanye's New GF Works the Pole

It looks like Kanye West's new gal is really into the singles scene -- as in she's got a history of stripping for one dollar bills.


Here's a picture of a wigged out "Amber Rose" in the dressing room of a strip club in Philadelphia. Wonder if Kanye makes it rain on her?

Morgan's "Friend" -- He Was Drinking Before Crash

The woman who was injured in a car crash with Morgan Freeman last year claims the actor was boozing all over town before he got behind the wheel.

According to a lawsuit filed today in Mississippi federal court, Demaris Meyer claims on the night of the crash, she first met up with Freeman at dinner -- where she noticed "throughout the course of dinner and afterward drinks were consumed by Freeman."

Meyer then says she left dinner and met up with Freeman and others at a friend's home. She claims Freeman "had at least one more drink" while there. She claims Freeman then invited her to stay at his home for the night -- guaranteeing her not only her own bedroom, but her "own house." She says she agreed.

Meyer claims at around 11:30 PM, while Freeman drove her to his home, Morgan lost control of the car and "ran off of the right side of the highway." Meyer says she suffered a broken left wrist and right scapula, a torn labrum in her right shoulder and numerous bruises and lacerations.

At a press conference today, Meyer said she and Freeman were "just friends" -- despite widespread rumors that she was his mistress.

Meyer is suing for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability (short term memory loss) and additional damages.

Britney's Ex Pleads Not Guilty to Felonies

Adnan Ghalib has turned himself in after being charged with three felonies. He went to court and pled not guilty.

As we first reported, Ghalib allegedly struck a process server with his car earlier this month. The L.A. County D.A. has charged Ghalib with felony assault with a deadly weapon, felony battery and felony hit and run.

Ghalib was arraigned this morning in Van Nuys where he entered the plea.

Ghalib posted $110,000 bail.

Barack Obama -- No I Won't!

We've been calling the White House for the last day, trying to get a reaction from the Prez on our story about the lavish parties Northern Trust threw in L.A. last week. We finally got a statement back -- "No comment."

Remember, this is a bank that got $1.6 billion in bailout money and blew a wad of cash paying Sheryl Crow, Chicago, and Earth, Wind & Fire. And then there were the dinners, the Tiffany gift bags, the fabulous cocktail parties -- all from the bank that laid off 450 workers in December.

Obama was under fire for a mortgage he got from Northern Trust back in 2005. Obama got a 5.625% rate, which was lower than the going rate of about 6%. The Federal Election Commission recently ruled no laws were violated and the rate was in line with other mortgages.

But "no comment." Really?

She's Responsible for the "Twilight" Zone

Inspired by a dream she had, Stephenie Meyer only wrote the "Twilight" books, not the nightmare that was the cheesy film adaptation.

Stephenie Meyer
The 35-year-old new J.K. Rowling arrived in Vancouver to do some more press for her teen vampire series.

Wonder if awkward closeups, long pauses and bad acting were in her original draft?

Morgan Freeman's Crash Victim Will Sue, Expose

The chick in the passenger seat during Morgan Freeman's "horrific" car crash in August has announced she's suing the actor ... but who cares about her injuries -- she's finally going to reveal if she's his mistress!!!

In true Gloria Allred fashion, she's holding a press conference today to announce that Demaris Meyer will "tell the truth about whether or not she was the 'other woman' in an intimate relationship with then-married actor Morgan Freeman when she was seriously injured as he was driving her car late at night."

In the press release (of course Gloria issued a press release), Allred claims she will also display "never before seen graphic and disturbing photos of the car in which the actor and the woman were riding will be displayed."

Check back at noon PT for the live press conference -- we're gonna live stream the whole thing.

Lady GaGa Sells Out, Goes Corporate

Sporting her Where's Waldo bifocals, mother of pearl necklace and ladylike Isotoner leather gloves, dance diva Lady GaGa left her hotel in Paris looking like she was ready for the sexy secretarial pool at PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

Lady GaGa

But don't worry, because underneath that Talbots blazer is a spandex leotard bluffin' on her muffin'.

Britney's Ex Charged with Three Felonies

Adnan Ghalib -- the papper/ex-BF of Britney Spears -- has been charged with three felonies for allegedly smashing his car into a process server earlier this month ... and there's a warrant out for his arrest.

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Adnan with assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run -- all felonies.

Ghalib allegedly hit a man with his car in an alley back on February 11. The man was reportedly trying to serve Adnan with legal papers on behalf of Britney Spears.

One law enforcement source says Ghalib allegedly hit the dude, who landed on the hood, and then continued driving.

The server jumped on the hood of Ghalib's Mercedes to avoid being pinned against a trash truck.


Cops and paramedics were called. The victim broke his wrist and suffered cuts and bruises.

Prosecutors are asking for bail set at $110,000. If convicted, Ghalib could get seven years in prison.

Katy Perry: I Kissed a Jacko

Wearing a hat, shades and scarf/mask from the Michael Jackson Travel Line, faux sapphic singer Katy Perry went almost unrecognized at an airport in Copenhagen on Tuesday.



Unlike the King of Pop, we're told her nose is intact.

"Slumdog" Kids Get Slipped a Mickey

The day after rubbing elbows with the likes of Brad and Angelina, the adorable "Slumdog Millionaire" kids hit up the happiest place in the world.



For some of the youngsters, this was their first time out of Mumbai or on a plane. Their California adventure is scheduled to end today with their return to India. Jai ho!

Britney Sneaks Calls -- Daddy Pissed

There's a hearing underway in the Britney Spears restraining order case against Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib.

Daddy Jamie Spears is on the stand right now, explaining that Britney somehow got her hands on a pre-paid cell phone which caused him fits because they have been strictly monitoring the phones she's able to use.

The nanny heard Britney talking to Sam and Adnan on the pre-paid phone in the wee hours of the morning one day. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to torpedo the conservatorship.

If Sam did have any contact with Britney, he would have violated a court order to stay the hell away from her.

Jamie is trying to make the temporary restraining order against the dynamic duo permanent.

Rachael Ray Loves a Stiff Cocktail Weiner

While in Miami this weekend, celebuchef Rachael Ray showed off what her four basic food groups are: Wine, margaritas, tequila and hot dogs.

Rachael Ray

Later the 40-year-old foodie taped her newest series "30 Minute Hurl."

Posh and Mary-Kate's Curtain Rod Chic

After watching that famous Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" skit one too many times, both Victoria Beckham and Mary-Kate Olsen left their houses this weekend sporting some serious drapery hardware.

Posh and Mary-Kate

But unlike Burnett, we're laughing at them ... not with them.

Lutfi: BS Stands For More Than Britney Spears

Sam Lutfi is fighting back against Britney Spears' permanent restraining order against him, saying he never threatened her in any way.

Spears got a temporary restraining order last month claiming Lufti threatened to expose Spears family secrets, which they say have no basis in reality.

Sam claims in legal papers, "I have not, in any alleged communications with Britney, her hairdresser or any other person, threatened any act of violence against Britney or her family."

It's a confusing statement, because Brit never accused Sam of threatening violence.

Lutfi claims he received anonymous text messages saying Jamie Spears was about to release a letter written by Brit "making serious accusations" against him.

Sam says he called Jamie to discuss the letter.

The Spears clan didn't see it that way, especially since Lufti was supposed to cease all contact with Brit.

UPDATE: An L.A. judge just extended the restraining order against Sam, Adnan Ghalib and Jon Eardley until Wednesday, so Poppa Spears could have time to testify.

Nicky Hilton -- Battery Victim

Nicky HiltonWe've learned Nicky Hilton was an alleged battery victim yesterday and the suspect was arrested.

It happened at 5:00 AM outside the IHOP in West Hollywood. Law enforcement sources tell us a male transient pushed her to the ground. Nicky got up and promptly made a citizen's arrest. Someone called the cops and the suspect was arrested.

She was not injured.

UPDATE: We just found out Nicky herself held the assailant at bay while the cops came. So Nicky is an enforcer! And, when the cops came, the delusional dude claimed he was her BF.

Oprah Gets Her Fro Yo On

While out in Beverly Hills this weekend, Oprah Winfrey showed off one of her favorite things ... frozen yogurt.

Oprah

But fear not -- the Big O worked off the calories by actually walking amongst other pedestrians.

Matilda Ledger -- Ready to Meet Oscar

Michelle Williams and Matilda Ledger arrived at LAX, along with Michelle's new BF, Spike Jonze.



We're guessin' by evening's end, Matilda will have a new toy.

Lance Armstrong Back on the Horse

Lance Armstrong is back on the bike that was heisted last Sunday and thankfully for him, the thieves didn't follow the Criminal Handbook by stripping it for parts.



Lance is peddling away in the Agmen Race in California.

27 February 2009

Matthew & Sarah's Hand Out

They're legally bound, so either the hand-holding is a show of love or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are preventing each other from running to their prospective lawyers.

Rihanna -- The Face of a Battered Woman

TMZ has obtained a photo of Rihanna taken after Chris Brown allegedly beat her.



The LAPD has just released this statement.

Rihanna Emerges

With her head down and wearing sunglasses, Rihanna was spotted on her way to an airport in the L.A. area on Thursday -- the night before her 21st birthday.

Rihanna

Donald Trump Lawsuit -- What's in a Name

Donald Trump: Drop the chalupa! You're being sued over a Baja condo that bares your name.

Larry Harris claims he saw a website advertising the Trump Ocean Resort in Baja, Mexico. Harris says he was led to believe The Donald was "personally involved in the development" -- probably because the website said "Mr. Trump is personally involved in everything that his name represents."

Harris claims in his lawsuit filed in L.A. County Superior Court, he plunked down $64,050 because he thought anything Trump did was a sure thing. In fact, Harris claims the project is stalled and may never be completed.

Harris -- who claims Trump was not personally involved -- is suing Trump and others for more than $65,000.

BTW, Mr. Harris, last Tuesday Trump Entertainment Resorts filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Not a sure thing.

Paris Hilton: All Backed Up

Looking like a constipated "Nutcracker" ballerina, Paris Hilton and her size 11 heels emerged outside a Hollywood club.

Paris Hilton

Somebody get her an Ex-Lax on the rocks.

Rihanna's Camp Issues Statement

Reps for Rihanna released this statement today on her behalf:

"At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."

K-(well)Fed

Isn't black supposed to be slimming?!

K Fed

Wearing his mom sweats, a more voluptuous looking Kevin Federline got his workout on by going bowling with girlfriend Victoria Price on Thursday.

It's nice to see the recession hasn't affected the former dancer's waistline.

Refurbished Britney, Old Assistant

Britney Spears is finally on the right path ... and her former assistant from the good ol' days, Felicia Culotta, is back making sure she gets there in one piece.

Britney Spears

Felicia left her gig assisting the Jonas Bros. with their flat irons and tight jeans to jump on the Britney Resurrection Tour.

Anyone who can manage to deter Brit from getting behind the wheel is a keeper.

Pam Anderson: Hot Babe or Sad Mama?

Pamela Anderson is a biological enigma.

Pam Anderson
One minute she looks smokin' hot walking the runway at Richie Rich's fashion show in NYC -- and the next she makes you want to get a 1999 pashmina to cover up the 41-year-old mother of two.

There's a thin bikini line between sexy and tragic.

Brad Pitt -- We're Going to Vegas, My Sons

Most people hit Vegas for the gaming. Brad Pitt goes for the video gaming.

Brad Pitt
Brad decided to take his sons Maddox and Pax for a guys-night out in Sin City, where we're told the big highlight of the trip was a trip to In-N-Out Burger -- followed by a serious Nintendo Wii bonding session in their hotel room at the Hard Rock. Sources say the guys ordered up three of the consoles from room service.

We're also told the man-Pitts hit up the MGM Grand at some point in the evening because they wanted to check out the lions.

Meanwhile, Angie and the rest of the clan were all back in NY, probably being boring.

Life Lessons with Nicole Richie

"Then you try it on and if it fits you bring it to the register and give the nice lady daddy's credit card."

Nicole

Nicole Richie spent some quality mother/daughter retail bonding time with little Harlow in NYC on Tuesday.

They grow up so fast. It seems like just yesterday she was driving the wrong way on the freeway.

Bindi Irwin: Girl Gone Wild

Who needs a Barbie doll, when you've got wild snakes and iguanas to play with?!

Bindi Irwin

Everyone's favorite famous precocious ten-year-old conservationist celebuspawn, Bindi Irwin, showed off her genetically predisposed fearlessness with all things slimy and creepy crawly in Australia on Tuesday.

No question about it, she's daddy's little girl.

Angie's Girls Are So Big

It was girls day out as sextomom Angelina Jolie showed off two of her adorable female children, Zahara and Shiloh, in NYC on Wednesday.

Angie and the girls

Nadya Suleman was nowhere in sight.

Sharpton Spanks the Monkey Cartoon

The Reverend Al Sharpton is putting the smack down on the New York Post, suggesting racism could be a factor in a political cartoon featured in this morning's edition.


The cartoon (by Sean Delonas) comes in the wake of yesterday's national news story about the cop who shot and killed a rampaging chimp in Connecticut. But the controversy in the comic comes from the dialogue between the two officers -- which reads, "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."

Before most of you woke up, Sharpton already fired off a statement saying, "The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."

"Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?"


Calls to the Post have not been returned.

UPDATE: The editor-in-chief of the NY Post just released this statement: "The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington's efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist."

Kanye & Lady Friend Get Shady

Wearing their matching Corey Hart nighttime shades, Kanye West and his Susan Powter meets Olivia Newton-John at the end of "Grease" looking gal pal, Amber Rose, roamed the streets of Manhattan last night.

Kanye West